Sassy HYDRA agent
*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?”
*matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off
bucky barnes: i think i just need help
sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm@garnier-fx there’s another one!
sassy hydra agent: well if it isn’t captain america…
captain america: but it is me.
sassy hydra agent: no, it’s, an expression.
captain america: your nazi tricks won’t work on me!
La Dolce Vita (1960), directed by Federico Fellini.
i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time
Puts Non-Alcoholic Beverages in Wine Glasses: Aquarius, Gemini, Libra, Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
Fanfiction is awesome because you can watch your otp fall in love a thousands times , in a thousand different ways
Unless your otp is a rare pair, in which case you can watch them fall in love six times, in six different ways.
And you wrote four of them.
#me with amorki #theyre cute but not popular #theyre both shape shifting magic gods #like #the possibilities are endless
If I ask nicely will people reblog this or do I have to be clever and funny or something too?
black boys in gymnastics would be undefeated
Super human
holy shit
#he’s so agile it makes me cry #wish I’d stayed doing gymnastics
This makes me laugh and cry on so many levels
# PURE (◕‿◕✿)
oh ye of little face